We know you know that guy...the one who is always lurking around, super creepy and smells of garlic and old potatoes.
This week we decided to give a shout out to all those creepy moustache wearing dudes! It takes a lot of guts to look in the mirror in the morning and still get out there and throw these lines around.
I tend to be a pretty responsible person. I've got a wife and kids...somewhere.
Kiss me if i'm wrong, but don't I know you?
If you were a new sandwich at McDonalds, you'd be called McGorgeous!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Cuz I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
I don't have a library card but do you mind if I check you out!
Tell us some of your faves!